The plan: hire 30 speed freaks to stand still for 30 minutes on stools placed below the loud and relentless clocks at the Tourneau store on 57th St.
Yes, this is one of my worst ideas. And not just because it's tasteless and exploitative -- I simply don't have the resources to recruit 30 speed freaks, or the patience to get them organized.
Speed freak photo credit: the Internet.